cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
theyellowbrickroad:
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
I hope she rips out your fucking heart, you son of a bitch. ♡
hatituptohere:
1939 hat
ohhhstop:
poppunknigga:
i honestly tried hard to scroll past this.
like, really fucking hard i’m sorry
SAME
